Escapism, streams of consciousness, dreams.

Jess. 19. I'm a nursing student (finally a senior in college) and a self-deprecating writer. I know who I am and love myself for the first time in my life. I long to lose myself through helping others. I adore Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, coffee, owls, cats, science, and art history. If you need someone to talk to, consider me your ears.


a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

(Source: repllicunt, via baracknobama)

Jessica Lange as Fiona Goode

(Source: the-seashell-bikini, via queerstella)








are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down



[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image


(via thenatureofxoko)


"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

(via beanwinchester)

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

(Source: sirepotter, via thefuckingimpala)

I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
Him:As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
Him:No, really, I am.
Class:*laughs again*
Him:Why is that funny?
Asshole:Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
Him:Well why not?
Asshole:I dunno that's just the way that is.
Him:I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
Him:Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
Same Asshole:No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
Him:*slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
Asshole:Because that's how it is.
Asshole:That's their job.
Asshole:*can't come up with another answer*
Him:I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
*note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
Him:Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
Him:Now.. Louis XVI


job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via cumprincess96)




watching Sam and Dean working cases in s1 makes me laugh because they’re suited up and they’re like “yes hello we’re trained professionals….we have credentials or whatever……… us” 

and then you look at them and they’re these two fresh-faced pretty boys with suspiciously styled hair and ugly ties and a tendency to stand too close to each other 

like ok kids 

run along to mommy 

It’s hard to run up walls.


(via thefuckingimpala)


In love with maroon & speckled knits. {X)

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When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

(via sheepies)

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